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Name: toilet
Location: California, United States
Gender: Female
Interests: poo, pee, diarrhea, laxatives, toilets, toilet plungers, toilet bowl cleaners, plumbers, breaking other people's toilets, clogging other people's toilets, cleaning toilets
Expertise: breaking and clogging other people's toilets
Occupation: Customer service/support
Industry: Construction
Message: message me
Member Since:
7/23/2004
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| So, while sorting through my email, I decide to open up "Xanga Subscription Digest", the mail I have grown accustomed to deleting and ignoring. I noticed that Somewhat Sensational Sarah still blogs on Xanga. Way to go! =]
I miss the days, (before myspace and facebook), when all of us theater friends would write on here in the time between rehearsal, school, and hanging out. Once in a while there would be something dramatic going on. Life was simpler when we were 12, 13, 14, and 15. I miss being in the theater world. I miss the whole experience- from exciting auditions to celebrating after shows. I participated in theater nonstop from "Stuart Little" in the spring of 2002 to "A Midsummer Night's Dream" in the fall of 2008. I miss seeing all my theater friends on a daily basis. Nevertheless, I am glad I have taken a break from theater. This sabbatical has given me a chance to grow and discover other hobbies. When I get back on stage I hope it will be sensational and magical. I want to learn to forget my anxieties and inhibitions, and to live it out! Theater, Theatre, Theater.....I do miss it. There are a few "shows" I do have coming up, including; a dance recital, Bethlehem, and a skit for my English final. I feel a little shy about putting myself out there. I hope the nerves go away as I re-expose myself to being watched. AHH! I forgot how much fun blogging is. I may continue to write more entries after this.
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~TOILETBREAKUHHHH
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| Meat- Carnophobia
Childbirth- Maleusiophobia, Tocophobia, Parturiphobia, or Lockiophobia
Confined spaces- Claustrophobia
Constipation- Coprastasophobia.
Criticized severely, or beaten by rod or instrument of punishment- Rhabdophobia.
Ridiculed, being- Catagelophobia or Katagelophobia
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| I found this on a facebook group...
1) If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
2) If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
3) If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
4) Do you wanna battle, cuz my balls are at the ready?
5) Do you want to go to the Day Care Center with me?
6) Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
7) Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
8) I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your stunning.
9) When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
10) You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
11) Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
12) Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
13) I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
14) When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
15) I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
16) Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
17) It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
18) I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
19) I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
20) If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
21) I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
22) My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
23) Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
24) Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
25) My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.
26) You put the "cool" in Tentacool.
27) I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
28) I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.
29) My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
30)Are you from Team Rocket because you just stole my heart?
31) If I could rearrange the Unown Alphabet, I would put U and I together.
32) Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
33) You just gave me a Cubone.
34) If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
35) If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off.
36) I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
37) Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
38) Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?
39) Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?
40) Is that a TANGELA down there?
41) Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
42) My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
43) I've got Masterballs baby.
44) I'll eat your RARE CANDY.
45) I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
46) Are you a RARE CANDY?, cuz I feel a level-up.
47) If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass.
48) You give my Gengar that smile.
49) If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
50) I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
51) You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
52) Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
53) I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
54) I can make your Milktanks moo.
55) I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
56) Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky?
57) My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.
58) You set my Chimchar on fire.
59) My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
60) You put the "BONE" in Cubone.
61) Cubone me please?
62) Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you.
63) Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
64) Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
65) I'd POUND you with my Piplup.
66) You make me RY-HORNY!
67) My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
68) I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
69) I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.
70) Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?
71) Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
72) I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.
73) You put the "Double-D" in Dodou.
74) You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.
75) My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!
76) How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
77) How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
78) Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
79) I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
80) Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
81) I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
82) You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.
83) I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
84) What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
85) Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
86) Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
87) I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
88) Want to Link your cable onto me?
89) Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
90) My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
91) Let's make RegiLove!
92) I'm going to Hoppip into your pants.
93) My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
94) Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.
95) You've got the lips of a Jynx!
96) Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
97) Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -
98) Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
99) My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
100) Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
101) Let's have a Togepi of our own!
102) How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
103) I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.
104) How about you come and see my safari zone.
105) You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
106) You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
107) You make my Darkrai rise.
108) You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.
109) I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
110) If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
111) Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.
112) My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
113) Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
114) Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
115) I just want to stick it in your wooper.
116) The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
117) Are you a pikachu?, because you are shockingly
beautiful.
118) Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
119) Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.
120) You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
121) My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.
122) If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz
123) Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
124) You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
125) Want to ride my emPOLEon?
126) We need to breed together because all your stats are flawless.
127) You're worth more than a thousand nuggets.
128) You don't need a Card Key to get through my doors.
129) Chansey's not the only one who is going to have her egg ovulated.
130) I'm going to make your Team Rocket blast off again.
131) Make like a Munchlax and eat me.
132) Let's trade...If you know what I mean.
133) "So How Much Of My STRING SHOT Do You Feel Like GULPIN?"
134) I heard you like to SWALLOT.
135) If you were a Miltank, I would suck your utters.
136) It's okay baby, i don't have Krabbys anymore.
137) There's a monster in my pocket, and its no Pokemon.
138) Make like a Magikarp and start sucking.
139) You're Absol-utely stunning
140) If we were Teddiursas, I'd lick more than just your paws
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